Conversations with Ridge

So I haven't written a convo lately, but this one might top the charts. I was changing him after his bath into his pjs and this is what he said,

So mommy. You know that the doo doo was frustrated because the tee tee hit him. But the diarrhea said it was just an accident. So they all decided it was okay to come out.

I had no response to that except laugher.

Earlier in the day he told me that when he turned 7 he would start using the potty. I told him again that we will start VERY soon. His response:

But mommy, I still just a little 3. Little 3s don't need to use the potty. They wear diapers.

FYI: Our dog had the tummy bug last night so I think it got Ridge thinking about bodily fluids.