We are back on the potty train wagon. I'm sorry to post so much potty talk, but it's cracking me up. Here's our conversation yesterday at Nana's house:
R: MOM! I have to go potty now!
Me: Oh no, did you already have an accident?
R: NO, but the ants are pushing the doo doo out!
Me: Okay, let's hurry to the potty.
My son is so funny in the way he thinks about things. . . so the conversation continues once he is actually on the potty. Of course his head is down watching the action, and this is the first time he has done #2 on the potty.
R: Mommy! Da ants just pushed a really long snake out!
Me: Good job Ridge.
R: OH mommy! Two long snakes! Ya think dey will bite me??
Me: no honey. You are doing such a great job.
Nana walks in and explains to Ridge that it is his body doing the work, not ants
R: hmmm okay. So if it my body den my tee tee have a puncher and punch the doo doo out. That right mommy? Does it punch it out?? Like dis mommy! uhhh, uhhh, pow (he is acting it out as if in a boxing ring)
While washing hands he says:
R: Mommy, da soap says, "ewwww, dat stinky!" It don't like cleaning the doo doo hands.
Later that day:
Me: Ridge you are so cute, I could just eat you!
R: Oh mommy, you can't do that
Me: Why not?
R: I too hard to eat. And den I be all gone.