Friday, July 23, 2010

The Ants in Ridge's Pants

We are back on the potty train wagon. I'm sorry to post so much potty talk, but it's cracking me up. Here's our conversation yesterday at Nana's house:

R: MOM! I have to go potty now!
Me: Oh no, did you already have an accident?
R: NO, but the ants are pushing the doo doo out!
Me: Okay, let's hurry to the potty.

My son is so funny in the way he thinks about things. . . so the conversation continues once he is actually on the potty. Of course his head is down watching the action, and this is the first time he has done #2 on the potty.

R: Mommy! Da ants just pushed a really long snake out!
Me: Good job Ridge.
R: OH mommy! Two long snakes! Ya think dey will bite me??
Me: no honey. You are doing such a great job.

Nana walks in and explains to Ridge that it is his body doing the work, not ants

R: hmmm okay. So if it my body den my tee tee have a puncher and punch the doo doo out. That right mommy? Does it punch it out?? Like dis mommy! uhhh, uhhh, pow (he is acting it out as if in a boxing ring)

While washing hands he says:

R: Mommy, da soap says, "ewwww, dat stinky!" It don't like cleaning the doo doo hands.

Later that day:
Me: Ridge you are so cute, I could just eat you!
R: Oh mommy, you can't do that
Me: Why not?
R: I too hard to eat. And den I be all gone.


The Bindras said...

I love the way he looks at the world!
You go, Ridgey!

Alyssa has Pink Antlers said...

Don't stifle that creativity! He is a gem!

Stacey said...

That boy! What a ham! I love that you are writing this down. Priceless stuff!